Not Drugs Retro Heart Trinket Box

"Not Drugs" Trinket Box — The Cutest Pastel Lie You’ll Ever Hold 💊😉

Need a cute little spot to stash your tiniest treasures… or, you know, your secrets? Meet the “Not Drugs” heart-shaped trinket box — the pastel-perfect fib you can carry with you.

Spoiler alert: It’s totally not drugs. Unless it is. But it’s definitely not. Probably.

✨ Features

• Heart-shaped plastic box straight from your 90s dream journal

• Retro-inspired artwork boldly stating: “Not Drugs” (for legal reasons, obviously)

• Opens to reveal a tiny mirror — perfect for eyeliner checks or confirming if you’re still keeping up the act

• Full-on Polly Pocket vibes with a cheeky adult twist

• Perfect for stashing pills, rings, crystals, secrets, or that one weird rock you’re inexplicably attached to

💡 Why You'll Love It

Ideal for your chaotic friend, your therapist-in-training roommate, or your own inner goblin who adores cute things with a dark sense of humour.
Tiny. Sassy. Absolutely not suspicious.

👉 Ready to own your sassiest secret keeper? Click Add to Cart and claim your “Not Drugs” trinket box today.