Happy Birthday Card you annoy me

For that one friend who drives you absolutely nuts...but you love them anyway. This hilariously honest birthday card says what you’re really thinking, with a perfect blend of sass, sarcasm, and affection.

Featuring original collage artwork made from vintage photos and retro ads, transformed into bold, cheeky art, this card is as unique as your beautifully annoying bestie.

Blank inside for your own loving insults or heartfelt message (if you must).

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!